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- My Word!-
ROCK!
Is that watercolor, in the wolf?
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Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.
--Terry Pratchett
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"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." -Mae West
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I'm a colorist. Anything you seen drawn in my gallery was not by me. I either A) commissioned it, B) requested it, C) did a trade for it, or D) was asked to color it. I only color.
I ADORE the armor. It's one of the most fantastic things I've seen all day.
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Against one perfect moment, the centuries beat in vain. -- Terry Pratchett
but still, very cool
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RvB Rocks!
Church: So it is a sword, It just happens to function like a key in very specific situations.
Caboose: Or it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.
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